#NOOO MY 420 :((((

[nina-ya]

Yawn count for the past half hour: 15

[tekitothemagpie]

NOOOO

It's 4:20 AM

[ynsvnte]

Strawberries & cream — Kim Seonwoo

Genre: fluff, est. relat., wc: 420 , warnings: none! , pairing: bf!sunoo x gn!reader

Synopsis: baking with sunoo gets a little of of hand. Too chaotic in the kitchen for the both of you, a great way to spend time together.

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“NOOO!! DON’T YOU DARE I SWEAR IF YOU DO I’LL-“ it was too late you already smeared frosting onto Sunoo’s face. Shock clearly shown. He quickly picks up frosting with one finger and smears it on your nose.

“Payback..” he said with a proud smile. You only sigh before speaking up.

“Yeah whatever, let's try to focus again..” Sunoo nodded his head. Before continuing working on the icing.

“Why is baking so hard?” Sunoo complained, which made you sick on your teeth. “There’s instructions for a reason, besides weren’t you the one who wanted to bake a cake..?” You said while mixing the batter. “Yeah, but still some of those don’t even make sense..” you only rolled your eyes. “And some people don’t belong to the kitchen for a reason.” You spoke, causing sunoo to turn his head quickly towards your direction. “I do belong here!” He tried defending himself. “Sureee” you said with a sarcastic tone. You get back to work, but you don’t hear sunoo anymore. So you turned around and saw him gone.

“Where did this guy go..?” You asked yourself, you walked over to where the icing was and stared at it. ‘It actually didn’t turn out bad this time.’ You thought. But that’s when you feel a pair of arms wrapped around your waist, making you jump.

“Hey..” the voice said. It was sunoo. You turn your head slightly. “And where did you go..?” You asked him. “Ehh I went back to the room. Had to change..” he responded. “Change..?” You said, you were confused. Sunoo nodded his head. “Yeah, my shirt got dirty..” you just stare at him. Before pushing him off of you. “Whatever, don’t scare me like that next time.” Sunoo pouted at your words. “I’m sorry baby..” he tried hugging you, but you kept pushing him away. “Trying this work here..” you said not looking at him. You then start preparing the pan and put the batter inside. Sunoo only watched you and smiled. He always thought you were so cute. “You’re so cute..” Sunoo said unknowingly. “Huh..?” You turned around and saw him smiling. You just shake your head and just continue putting the pan in. You closed the oven and walked over to sunoo.

“Hmm..?” He looked at you curious. You just hug him without saying a word, sunoo hugs you back. “I’m tired..” you muttered. Sunoo softly laughs before kissing your forehead..

“We can cuddle for a bit and then check on the cake..” he suggested.

“Sounds perfect.”

Author’s note: was dreading to finish this but I did 😁 HEHE failed my test but ummm mad at myself and I’m almost failing (ALMOST) I want coffee too been to desperate for it

© ynsvnte copyright 2024

[blkkizzat]

Hiii bae <333 idk if u got my last ask or if ur still replying to it bc ik it was long (my bad 😭) but take ur time anyways lolol

Anyways i js wanted to come and say that im so excited for everything you have coming up!!! Especially my baby nanami heheh. I don't smoke bc health complications but i do want him to take care of me and tease me about my baby lungs lmfao! A girl can dream 😌 also why is imagining him smoking so hot? Like him after work, expensive watch on his thick ass wrist, shirt a lil unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up and just like hsjsks a big cloud of smoke and him gazing at u thru it aahhhhh!!!! He's overworked, he just needs a smoke and some pussy to unwind 🥺

Hope ur doing well boo 😚

🍒 anon

Hey 🍒 bbs! I was wondering where you went. no i dont think i got your last one? what was it about? you can check your tag on this post and it should take you to all the other posts of yours i answered. theres only two anons i havent answered yet (cause its longer ask around me telling stories haha) but they didnt have your tag on them. lmk what u wrote if you dont see it!

but nooo make them as long as you like! i love hearing y'alls thoughts!

Omg nanami in a suit unbuttoned, cufflinks off, sleeves rolled smoking a joint is everything. It's giving underworld crime lord fijwrklfhawfhafh.

LOL no but the nanami 420 fic basically is like that. He started smoking to take the edge off of some particularly nasty battles or times where there were alot of innocent casualties. But since you've both started dating he hasn't smoked cause ur his stress relief 😩💦💦

i also decided its slight age gap (not much like 22 and 28)but you're a new graduate sorcerer ready for field work and he was initially your senpai rfhjerufhwefjhe.

but besides sunday scurries not wanting to go to work tomorrow im good! hope you had a good weekend and are well too pookie bears!

[twelvegaugepup]

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i love spotting tcc people on questionable sites 😇😇

[clownport]

I MISSED THE JOKE!!!!

[yourlocaleldritch]

@mechanicaldemonio is showing me West of loathing for the first time. Here are my thoughts so far:

I like the dialogue. How is the character so flexible?

Awwww Russel! Best bird

Pie saver?

Crimbo is a good word.

CAN OF INFINITE BEANS??????

Love how the Brother has no faith in us

Turnip carrrrrr

Why do we walk like that?

Pete! He looks so goofy!

I never wanna hear about spitoon again. All that for a lousy ring.

I like the game soundtrack.

...Cellar Goblin?

Poor Horace :( I hope he stops losing his horses.

Ahh, the infamous Susie. She scares me.

I have acquired a cowboy hat (irl). All he/theys look good in cowboy hats

Noooo not Gary the goblin :(

Pigeon-infused oats? Excuse me?

Bill the cactus man? Is he ok? Stick the newspaper to his face?

Detonation plunger?

HORSE!!!! FEED THE HORSE OATSSSS!!!

NOOOOO THE HORSE IS GONE

Time to engage in mortal combat. Oh, we're dead. Oh, we have won.

GHOST HORSEEEEEEEEEE. Cold horse? Won't eat oats? Why not?

Ayyyyy the horse ate the oats

NO NOT THE GRAVES

Haha Boneyard.

Sleepy snake. NOOO THE SNAKE IS DEAD

Another snake. NOOO NOT THE OTHER SNAKE

GOOD LUCK SNAKE!!!! I like how snek jumps. NOOO THE SNAKE IS DEAD!!!!

Snake horse!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyy. I hope he didn't go to the 12th dimension

Yay we helped Horace!

Awww poor Susie. AWWWWWW NOOOOO SUSIE!!!!

Why the doctor got so much tnt? Why it by the fireplace? Ohhh. Poor doctor.

Cow demon pog

Imagine getting your rifle robbed by a worm in a wizard hat

420!!!!

NO DON'T SHOOT THE SLEEPY GUY

Ayyy Genocidal options

God, why are we so murderous??? Go to therapy???

Evil hat. Thanks for looking out for us narrator.

Hard hat acquired. Genocide run let's goooo.

Spoopy horseeee. Her name is Spectre!

TAKE ALICE FOR THE BETRAYAL!!!!! BETRAYEL IS SWAG!!!!!!

The prologue is over.

We are in Dirtwater

THE GUN ISN'T IN OUR INVENTORY THIS IS AWFUL!!! I WANTED PAIN

Free room

No. Another spitoon. Why. Why. Why. That porcelain cow

What do you call non-binary cowboys? Cow people? Cow-havers?

The monsters are op now. This is very inconvenient.

Necromancer journal! Something I never knew I wanted.

Forces of pie

Bean craft

Another dead snake. *sigh*

Awwww Abigail

ohh God no not another spitoon. No please.

You can't add pride pins to in game cowboy hats. I'm so sad. That would be so cool.

The irl hat has a bi pin on it. I am content with life.

That doll is creepy.

(we gave up sometime after this point)

[luvspence]

late nights

spencer reid x reader

synopsis: waiting up for spence 

{another one that was just chillin in my drafts, sort of short}

word count: 420

master list

——-

you never got used to spencers work schedule

you knew he had work to do, but you couldn’t help but wish to fall asleep with him, wake up to him every day

so whenever he was set to come home, you wanted to see him the second he walked through that door

-

“text from spencer reid: bad weather! flight is being delayed

y/n: oh noooo :(

spence: yeah, quite unfortunate. don’t feel bad if you wanna sleep babe

y/n: nooooooo i wanna see you

spence: okay well do as you please, i hope to see you soon”

you settled in on your bed, turned on the tv and buckled in for the long night

1 am

2 am

3 am

“spence: landed!”

you had unfortunately fallen asleep

spencer unlocked the door stepping into the kitchen, putting down his bag and his coat and proceeding to walk into the bed room.

there you were, cookies still on the bedside table, the tv quietly playing friends, and your hands wrapped around pip

pip was your stuffed bear

when spencer was at jfk airport, and he saw a stuffed bear that had a huge body and tiny head. he immediately knew you had to have it. her name was pip, and every day since pip slept with you two on the bed.

spencer stared at you, about how perfectly your face and hair laid while sleeping, your arms tightly wrapped around the plush bear.

spencer felt a little creepy watching you sleep so he went into the shower, came out and crawled up next to you

you shifted around a bit

“spence?”

“hello my love”

you were barely conscious but you buried your face into his chest

“you’re home”

“indeed i am”

“i’m sorry”

he brushed some hair off of your face

“for what my dear?”

“falling asleep”

“oh nooo”

he kissed the top of your head

“i’m sorry for being so late”

“it’s okay, you’re here now that’s all the matters to me”

he got up and took the empty plates to the sink, turned off the tv and put on pajamas

“come here spencer”

he layed down next to you, you went and rested your head against his chest

your head rising and falling with his breath, you listening to the steady beat of his heart

“spencer, it never matters how late you show up, because no matter what, you always show up for me”

yeah stroked your hair

“thank you”

“of course, i love you”

“i love you more”

[skrunksthatwunk]

WEED 420 69 LMAOOO BREAKING THROUGH THE NON VERBALITY TO SPEAK FROM THE SOUL

also this is very interesting and cool but i have nooo idea if it's gonna apply to me bc it's not like wahh scary a lot of the time or really like. bad in a way that could be beautiful? it's like shit is just Unpleasant. like saying smth mean to my mom or intrusive thought stuff. but i will and do write down my dreams a lot!! i get a lotta like. game ideas from them? esp survival horror games. or little bits of worldbuilding or poetic imagery. so that's pretty cool!! but the other stuff's usually pretty shitty. though i will say that i don't even remember what i dreamt about that upset me, so im probably fine. anyway this is neat ty!!

man why can't i remember a good dream. why they always gotta be bad :(

[lovemesomesurveys]

Which crayon color is your favorite? I don’t have a particular favorite. Do you like mac & cheese? Yeah. Do you think pandas are cute? ;3 To be honest, there’s something about their eyes that freak me out. It’s the same thing with killer whales. 

Do you eat meat? Yes. Have you gone Christmas shopping yet? Ha, no. I don’t start this early.

Do you shop on Black Friday? Yeah, online. What do you dip chicken nuggets in? Ranch. Are you a fan of Taylor Swift? No. Ever had that Deja-vu feeling? Yes, many times. Ever won a spelling bee? I’ve never participated in one. Best room for a fireplace? The living room. Are you missing someone? I’ll always miss my loved ones who have passed. Have you ever / do you celebrate 420? No. Who last grabbed your ass? No one. Do you know anyone who's TOO conceited? I do know someone who’s pretty conceited. Who is the youngest in your family? In my immediate family it’s my brother who is 22. Otherwise, I have baby cousins. Do you go online everyday? Yes. Do you sleep in a bra? Nope. Ever gone thrifting? No. Has your ex ever gone out with someone close to you? Yes. Were you jealous? I wasn’t at first, but admittedly I was after some time. Ever walked into the opposite sex's bathroom on accident? Yes. Can you suggest someone funny on Youtube? :) Peter Monn. Can you do a handstand? Nope. Sprite or Mtn Dew? Mountain Dew. I rarely have it, but every now and then I get on these random Mountain Dew kicks and I’m currently on one again.  Do you like reading? I love to read. Is there a light on in the room you're in? Yes. Do you ever lace your shoes upside down? ^ if you get what i'm talking about... Huh? Do you like Star Wars?! I do. Can you take the truth, no matter what it is? It really depends. When was the last time you cried? I did a little last night. Has anyone close to you ever been suicidal? Yes. Have you ever broken someone's heart and didn't care? No, I definitely cared. What do you really believe is going to happen in 2012? Clearly, nothing. Are you nervous? About what? But yes. What kind of car do you drive? I don’t drive. What kind of car do you WANT? I don’t care, I don’t see myself driving anytime soon. Do you shower every day or every other day? Like every 2-3 days. What color is your hairbrush? Rose gold. Did you eat breakfast this morning? Not yet. Do you pay attention to how much you eat? Yes. And so does everyone else. It’s a concern of my family’s and my doctors that I’m not eating enough and it’s discussed all the time. What are you listening to at this moment? An ASMR video. How long can you stand walking in heels for? I can’t at all. Are you wearing skinny jeans? No. Who was your most recent call from? My brother. Would you pass a drug test? Yes. Have you ever watched someone die? :/ Yes. :( I was by my grandpa’s side holding his hand when he took his last breath. What are your hobbies? Reading, coloring, surveys. Are you currently 'seeing' someone? Nope.  Are you interested in serial killers and all that? I’m interested in that stuff from a psychological standpoint.  

What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Smile, eyes, arms, jaw line, hands... Are your feet small? Yes. Do you have swagger? xD Not at all. Are you wearing a hat? No. Has it snowed yet ?! It doesn’t snow where I live. If you could move away right now, would you? Yes. My family and I really want to. Who was the last person in your bedroom, besides you? My mom. What is the 10th picture in your phone/camera of? I’m not checking. Do you watch The Office? No, I never got into that. What's something about you that really no one knows? Uhhh. Who is your loudest friend? -- Are you friends with someone who's autistic? -- Have you ever talked on the phone for more than 5 hours? Yes. Has anyone ever walked in on you having sex? Nooo. I’ve never had sex, so I’ve never been in the situation where that could even happen. I would die, though. Or are you a virgin? Yes. Have you ever had a Bic Mac? Yep. I just had my first one two days ago. It's good :) It is. I haven’t had one in quite awhile, though. Ever heard of Steve the lawn mower guy? :) No. Do you own any stuffed animals? I own a shit ton, especially of the giraffe variety. Traffic light turns yellow. Speed up or slow down? Slow down. What's your favorite part about the holidays? Everything, really. What are you best at when it comes to sports? Ha, absolutely nothing. I don’t do sports.

[yeet-haw]

18, 31, 39, 413, 420, 612

18: Most traumatic experience

--> I wouldn’t consider anything that happened to me traumatic tbh, if I have to give an answer, probably the numerous times my mom has broken my stuff in a fit of rage?

31: What my last text message says

--> discord gm: “id say sleeb but i forgot your timezone”

--> discord dm: “veri” 

--> whatsapp dm: “Oh jeck nooo”

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

--> SALTED CARAMEL SALTED CARAMEL

(4)13: Biggest turn ons

--> Mutual love and respect.

(4)20: What I hate most about myself

--> My shitty personality and my inability to talk properly.

(6)12: Relationship status

--> Single and doesn’t have anyone that I feel for. BUT i have very nice friends

[irlmicolash]

i stole this from @freelymind

Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people:

Nicknames: uhhh...icey, icy, socialice, and probably a few others? those are just the ones i remember when i was rly into warrior cats and had an oc named icepelt

Zodiac sign: aries

Height: 157cm / 5′2″

Hogwarts House: slytherin

The last thing I googled: if i am 5′2″ how tall am i in cm. i’m american ok

Favourite musicians: hozier, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, billie eilish

Song stuck in your head: walls could talk by halsey

Following: 58 lmao

Followers: 24

Do you get asks?: not on this blog

Lucky numbers: 69 and 420 B)

What you’re wearing: uhhh my shirt is tye dye with 3 lil cacti and below that it says dn’t be a prick and then i’m wearing jean shorts that are short and ripped kinda?? they are not jorts b/c they actually look good???

Dream trip: man, i kinda wanna go to prague or literally anywhere in italy or spain?

Instruments: i used to be able to play the piano ;w;

Languages: english and i can kinda read spanish. i rly need to brush up

Favourite song: god i have no idea? rn it’s kinda truth hurts by lizzo 

Random fact: my favorite part of my body is my thighs 

I tag: nooo

[bugsnchats]

Happy new year! Alt: Nooo I fux-ed up!

I'm now at 430 following! Woo thank you but that means! I missed a 420 opportunity! Anyway to mon cherie who was lucky 420 this "bud" is for you.

Moving on. I'm gonna let my queue rest for a bit. I have seen Weredad and... Was anyone else about Were!Tom....👀👀👀. I will be back with more post maybe this coming weekend! "Bear" with this pause for just a bit (ha see what I did there, heh heh)

[ycoreum-blog]

hey everyone !! hanil’s mun back here again w a new fuckin muse cause we just don’t know self control ! without further ado, under the cut you can find more about my lil baby, the epitome of a sugar princess and a messy bitch, kang yeoreum ! if you’d like to plot , lmk ! ps this isn’t a sideblog to hanil’s acc. :~D

THE FOLLOWING TRIGGERS WILL BE MENTIONED BELOW ; death / domestic physical abuse /  alcoholism / drug use / nsfw.

ok let’s just get on w this !

so yeoreum’s upbringing was just ... never consistent ! she never knew her father as her mother had her as a teenager and her biological father bounced , most of the men in her life stuck around for a few months of years , some were decent to her and her mother and others were a complete nightmare to her mother , there were times when she just locked herself in her room because of the violence that ensued next door .

when yeoreum was in her mid to late teens, her mother , a long time alcoholic , died bc of her severe drinking habits and yeoreum was shipped over to her godmother , an owner of a private escort service . yeoreum like ....really found it interesting because her godmothers clients were all VERY wealthy people , people you’d never expect , those in the 1% etc right .. and yeoreum , who grew up rather poor and didn’t have materialistic things and the such but her godmother was like .... NO u r my angel little baby there’s no way . so yeoreum just kind of ached from afar until she turned twenty-one and her godmother finally gave in !! she set her up with a married man in his early thirties, an extremely rich up-and-coming entrepreneur and yeoreum fell ... in Love w it . she had always been sultry and into sex and oozed confidence so this job seemed so perfect for her ?? like it was her . caling JGNRJGNTRJGTR if u will .  

so basically she continued escorting on her terms , became one of the clients favorites , and made beyond easy money . she was twenty-three ( at the time ) nd had half a million won in her bank account , some clients even had little secret relationships w her so she had multiple flats , apartments , villas to her name all over the country . it was all good until a visiting diplomat and her got caught and it WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS and it got sooo ugly so fast ... reporters found her house and paps stalked her and it just wasn’t okay ?? i’d want to compare the situation in terms of how Big it was to like clinton & lewinsky KNGRJTGRT it was just fucking a big deal ??? anyways . she ended up quitting and became a camgirl, due to her already popularity w the former company and the new found fame w the diplomat she made decent money . she eventually signed up for mansions bc ... more money ? Why not ! and now she’s here ! living her Best fucking life .

so yeoreum is just .... Nsfw all day every day . KGNRKJGNT a very LOUD bisexual queen who just wants to have fun , whether that includes people , drugs or drinks she literally just doesnt care ! she’s very open w whats on her mind and has nooo filter at all . i also think she has a bit of a social media presence as well ?? like ... an ig baddie GDGNTRGKTRNGKJRTGNTRG u kno .. u kno !  to those who don’t know her , she can come across as very self -centered , narcissistic or obnoxious but like ..... *wipes tears w hundred won bills* ya know ? she’s just ... MONEY MONEY MONEY !! loves loves LOVES materialistic things , like all she wears is name brand and designers .. kind of oblivious to the fact she’s trying to fill that empty hole in her heart with people and things but ... lmao !!! :DD despite all that she’s pretty chill and like pretty easy to talk to , i think . shes rather friendly unless ur not friendly first :( she always ALWAYS cries alone like just refuses to EVER look weak ... its not cute and her mascara cost 125 won so .. no time for that ! anyways she’s a really new muse of mines that i made specifically for this rp so i hope you love her as much as i do !! she’s still a work in progress, bare in mind .

sum plot ideas !! : fwbs , childhood friends , a former client ( gender doesn’t matter but most likely has to be a wealthy person, whether legal or illegal money lol ) , sibling like relationship , current flings , exes , first loves , best friends , a fan of her camwork :~) , smoking (420) buddies , partying pals !!! , shopping buddies and like . a ton more !! im rly open to anything :DD

[housefreak]

arcanechaos replied to your photo “We did it everyone. The conspiracy has piqued. Any further work I...”

but babe. 420

oh nooo... Sorry everyone, the conspiracy is BACK. My work has been reinstated, there is a new mountain and We Will Climb It Together

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Just like any sitcom, Seth MacFarlane’s Family Guy has a number of running gags. It’s a generally inconsistent show, because it’s been canceled twice and came back with a slightly different tone each time.

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At first, it was a vain rip-off of The Simpsons, then it came back as a dark alternative to The Simpsons with more graphic violence and sexual content, and finally, it has settled on being a meta, self-parodying shadow of its former self. So, for any running joke to stick through all that, it must be pretty endearing. Here are Family Guy’s 10 Funniest Running Gags, Ranked.

10 The chicken fights

Peter has had so many long, unwieldly fights with Ernie the Giant Chicken now that some fans are sick of them. As soon as they see Ernie giving Peter an angry look, they roll their eyes and settle in for five minutes that have nothing to do with the plot.

However, the writers have found creative ways to escalate the fights over the years. Now, the two will go onto a space shuttle as it launches or survive the explosion of an oil rig. And it’s also absurdly delightful to see Peter dust himself off, return home, and continue whatever conversation he was having before.

9 Brian’s novel

In the first few seasons of Family Guy, Brian was working on a novel called Faster Than the Speed of Love. Both the premise and the title made Lois laugh hysterically, and Stewie asking Brian about how his novel was going as his voice got higher was also a great joke.

Then, in the episode “420,” Carter published Brian’s book to get him to change his stance on pot laws, but it was a resounding failure that didn’t sell a single copy. Since then, a lot of recurring laughs have been gotten out of the terrible failure of Brian’s novel.

8 Peter’s barbershop quartet

Peter and his barbershop quartet when some bad news needs to be delivered in a chipper manner, like a hospital patient with HIV getting diagnosed with AIDS. The singers also showed up to educate Peter about vasectomies when Lois first suggested that he get one.

Family Guy has always been great at musical gags, because whoever’s in charge of writing the lyrics for the musical numbers has a strong sense of rhythm and timing, both in music and in comedy. The sound of barbershop music is replicated perfectly in these gags, so the juxtaposition with the dark content of the words is pitch-perfect.

7 Live studio ostrich

Very few sitcoms these days have a laughter track, or are “filmed in front of a live studio audience,” because TV producers have realized that these are tacky, contribute nothing to the show (and, arguably, detract from them), and condescend to the viewers by telling them when to laugh.

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Family Guy spoofed the idea of the “live studio audience” with a “live studio ostrich.” He’ll show up to punctuate a bad joke in a show like Two and a Half Men to emphasize how unfunny it is. The ostrich earnestly lets out a laugh, but since he’s the only one there, it sounds sarcastic: “Hah-hah!”

6 Corey’s World

Corey’s World is a YouTube channel hosted by Corey, a hilarious satire of millennial YouTubers. He makes how-to videos that the Griffins sometimes watch to get out of sticky situations. Corey opens all his videos by saying, “What’s going on, guys? I’m Corey!” and then implores everyone viewing to subscribe and says he’ll try to get around to answering all the comments, but can’t promise anything, and he’s just delaying the how-to information that one of the Griffins needs urgently.

He only made his debut on the show recently, but he’s already become an endearing running gag. In his fourth and most appearance, in the episode “Girl, Internetted,” Corey made his first in-person appearing at Streaming Con, a convention for online celebrities.

5 Holden Caulfield

To fans who are unfamiliar with the classic literature of J.D. Salinger, this character is simply known as the “Phony!” guy. He’ll show up when someone is doing something fake, like Peter pretending to play the mall piano that plays itself, and yell, “You’re a phony! A big, fat phony!”

This character is a reference to Holden Caulfield, the lead protagonist in The Catcher in the Rye, who gets mopey and angsty about the phonies at his school. He’s probably the biggest, loudest brat in the history of literature, and Family Guy has given us a terrific spoof of the character.

4 “Surfin’ Bird”

Fans are as sick of the Trashmen’s song “Surfin’ Bird” as Stewie and Brian got when Peter played that record a thousand times in the first act of the episode “I Dream of Jesus.” However, it was a wildly popular bit when the episode first aired – at the height of Family Guy’s popularity, no less – and the show has since come to make some hysterical meta-references to this.

For example, in the episode where Peter got amnesia and heard the song when he couldn’t remember anything, he turned it off after a few seconds, because he found it annoying.

3 Quagmire hates Brian

This running joke has only appeared quite recently, because if you look back at earlier episodes, Brian is hanging out with Peter and the guys and they’re all getting along. But it’s hilarious, because you can totally see why Quagmire hates Brian.

He’s just the only person in Quahog who’s willing to call him out on his B.S. – he’s a phony intellectual, he acts like he’s better than everyone, and he blindly holds liberal views without being properly informed. And ever since it was established that Quagmire hates Brian, Brian has been trying to win him over, and everything he’s done has only made it worse.

2 Peter hurts his knee

It’s been a while since Family Guy used this joke, but if the writers decided to throw it into an episode in the upcoming season, it would be a hilarious throwback. On one occasion, it was Lois who got in on this gag, and instead of hitting her knee on the ground, she hit her boob.

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If there’s one type of joke that Family Guy is great at doing, it’s gags that go on for so long that the initial laugh wears off, then it becomes annoying, then it becomes funny again, just because it’s been going on for so long, and this is a perfect example of that.

1 Cleveland’s bathtub

Easily the funniest running joke in Family Guy, because it never fails to kill, is when Peter will destroy half of Cleveland’s house while Cleveland’s in the bath and the tub will slowly slide off the collapsing floor as he says, “No, no, no, no, no, nooo!” Cleveland even made a self-aware reference to it one time: “I’ve gotta stop taking my baths during Peter’s shenanigans.”

After Cleveland moved out of Quahog and started starring in his own Virginia-set spin-off series called The Cleveland Show, one of Peter’s schemes smashed up the side of his house and an empty bathtub falls out and smashes. A deadpan Peter says, “Oh, yeah, Cleveland moved.” This gag was used as the basis of an episode of The Cleveland Show in which Cleveland’s ex-wife died in a similar bathtub-related incident and Cleveland got survivor’s guilt.

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